If, however, you like dressing in black 'cause it's "fun," enjoy putting sparkles on your cheeks and following the occult while avoiding things that are bad for your health, then you are most likely a douchebag vampire wannabe boner.
You know what I kind of like? Interview With the Vampire. Before the Twilight craze hit in the late aughts, vampires had something of a resurgence in popularity around 1994, which was when I was nine.
Vampire movies that came out in the '90s:
Bram Stoker's Dracula (this movie is shitty)
Interview With the Vampire (we're gonna get to that)
Dracula: Dead and Loving It (this has an 11% on rottentomatoes, but I WILL DEFEND IT WITH MY LAST BREATH or maybe not my last but one of the last like sometime during my last day of life)
The release of the latter on VHS coincided with me being maybe the most annoying age possible: 11. Or maybe 12.
Any child between the ages of 11 and 13 sucks. They're hideous ages. I decided to pair this alrea…
You know what I kind of like? Interview With the Vampire. Before the Twilight craze hit in the late aughts, vampires had something of a resurgence in popularity around 1994, which was when I was nine.
Vampire movies that came out in the '90s:
Bram Stoker's Dracula (this movie is shitty)
Interview With the Vampire (we're gonna get to that)
Dracula: Dead and Loving It (this has an 11% on rottentomatoes, but I WILL DEFEND IT WITH MY LAST BREATH or maybe not my last but one of the last like sometime during my last day of life)
The release of the latter on VHS coincided with me being maybe the most annoying age possible: 11. Or maybe 12.
Any child between the ages of 11 and 13 sucks. They're hideous ages. I decided to pair this alrea…