Work is deathly boring today (Halloween pun kind of!), so here is my unsolicited post capturing pretty much everything I tweeted about The L Word , the show that carves your heart out with a spork, then throws its head back and laughs. All you need to know is that Tina and Bette have been together seven years at the beginning of the show and are the cutest ever, and then Bette cheats on Tina at the end of season one and EVERYTHING GOES TO HELL AND THERE IS NO RETURNING. (...until season 5). Oh, and also Jenny is the worst. Season 1 Tibette (it's the ship name, damnit) Seasons 5/6 Tibette Seasons 2 through 4 TWEETS: -How my day was supposed to go: clean room, get life in order. How my day went: watched 12 episodes of The L Word. So that's great. -"I don't want a relationship with you; I just wanna be with you all the time." #stillwatchingthelword -Wait, Bette and Tina make out while stuck in an elevator? Is this show fanfic on film? IS IT?