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Harry Potter Readalong, Week I Don't Even Know

Azkaban. More like AzkabAM, amirite? (did anyone make that joke last week? I'm really tired)

But hey hey hey -- Imma let you finish, but this is the greatest Azkaban internet thing of all time:


Sirius isn't evil! (but he is a dick) Peter Pettigrew! Who saw that coming! Who! (not me, man. y'know. like 12 years ago.)

I'm pretty much drunk, so HAPPY POST.

Here's the dealie-o: PLOT-wise, this is probs the best of the first three. So much intrigue! Who is good! Who is bad! I don't KNOW! Complicated feeliiiiings!

Except I don't like Sirius. I don't like Lupin. I don't like Snape. And I obviously don't like Peter. So that whole confrontation scene's kinda....not too jazzy for me. I mean, it's interesting dramatically, but I care not at all about the people involved. Except the kids. They should be kept safe. THINK OF THE CHILDREN.

Oh, and there're some more Dementors. Who really seem like a terrible idea, but whatevs, I'm not Minister of Magic (if I were, points scored with the Quaffle would go up to 30, because REALLY? ten? that's bullshit right there).


Goblet of Fire gets started for next week. It's a good'un. And Hufflepuff gets featured! Along with their only acclaimed member. C'mon, J.K. I know we're not flashy, but he's the ONLY cool Hufflepuff? False. Stop showing Gryffindor favoritism. We will revolt.

or have a wicked-awesome dance party

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