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Hunger Games Is Better Than Twilight, But That's Not Really Saying Anything

I certainly hope you all are reading your chapters 1-9 of The Help. *looks stern* Ok, so I'm only on chapter 6, but three more chapters is DOABLE. And there have totally already been parts that've made me want to do this to the characters:

Yes, I'm the adorable kitten in this scenario
I'm like halfway through Mockingjay and sometimes I'm like "SUZANNE COLLINS THIS COULD BE YOUR BEST YET" and sometimes I'm like 


Because I am SUSPICIOUS of her and what she is going to do to the characters. Sure, she made up those characters and some people would say that gives her the right to do what she wants with them, but that is FALSE. Things must end the vague way I've decided in my head, or I shall stomp about angrily.

But now that Katniss is genuinely doing things and not spending all her time being like "*whine* Why can't I just run away with *insert whichever person she's currently the most into* and we'll be happy and -- oh my, I've been forced into acting bravely in yet another dire situation" I'm very happy. And I say this about her with love. Or at least a certain measure of fondness. Not sure I love Katniss. She reminds me of Bella the tiniest bit because she's pretty frequently like "Why are all these men in love with me complicating my life? Ugh." Only she's way, way more complicated and has a genuine personality instead of being an empty shell into which the reader can insert herself and -- yes. Anyway. What I'm saying is Twilight sucks.

Also that I love Peeta. PEETAAAAAA! Don't harm him any more, wench.

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