Hunger Games Is Better Than Twilight, But That's Not Really Saying Anything

I certainly hope you all are reading your chapters 1-9 of The Help. *looks stern* Ok, so I'm only on chapter 6, but three more chapters is DOABLE. And there have totally already been parts that've made me want to do this to the characters:

Yes, I'm the adorable kitten in this scenario

I'm like halfway through Mockingjay and sometimes I'm like "SUZANNE COLLINS THIS COULD BE YOUR BEST YET" and sometimes I'm like

Because I am SUSPICIOUS of her and what she is going to do to the characters. Sure, she made up those characters and some people would say that gives her the right to do what she wants with them, but that is FALSE. Things must end the vague way I've decided in my head, or I shall stomp about angrily.

But now that Katniss is genuinely doing things and not spending all her time being like "*whine* Why can't I just run away with *insert whichever person she's currently the most into* and we'll be happy and -- oh my, I've been forced into acting bravely in yet another dire situation" I'm very happy. And I say this about her with love. Or at least a certain measure of fondness. Not sure I love Katniss. She reminds me of Bella the tiniest bit because she's pretty frequently like "Why are all these men in love with me complicating my life? Ugh." Only she's way, way more complicated and has a genuine personality instead of being an empty shell into which the reader can insert herself and -- yes. Anyway. What I'm saying is Twilight sucks.

Also that I love Peeta. PEETAAAAAA! Don't harm him any more, wench.

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Minithon: The Mini Readathon, January 11th, 2020

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Harry Potter 2013 Readalong Signup Post of Amazingness and Jollity

Okay, people. Here it is. Where you sign up to read the entire Harry Potter series (or to reminisce fondly), starting January 2013, assuming we all survive the Mayan apocalypse. I don't think I'm even going to get to Tina and Bette's reunion on The L Word until after Christmas, so here's hopin'. You guys know how this works. Sign up if you want to. If you're new to the blog, know that we are mostly not going to take this seriously. And when we do take it seriously, it's going to be all Monty Python quotes when we disagree on something like the other person's opinion on Draco Malfoy. So be prepared for your parents being likened to hamsters. If you want to write lengthy, heartfelt essays, that is SWELL. But this is maybe not the readalong for you. It's gonna be more posts with this sort of thing: We're starting Sorceror's/Philosopher's Stone January 4th. Posts will be on Fridays. The first post will be some sort of hilar...

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