|Don't be overwhelmed or intimidated by my high class standards|
Did I mention I don't drink a lot? And that sparkling grape juice is delicious? Although come to think of it, doing a drunk readathon would be kind of totally amazing.
So. I've read almost nothing. BUT I just got back from my voice lesson, which required me to take a half hour train ride each way, and then I had to go "LA LA LAAAA" like Babe the Pig. Only BETTER. Yeah, suck it, Babe, I own you.
I've read a tiny bit of Sophie's Choice, and State by State taught me that Kansas' state song is Home on the Range. Which was a surprisingly good Disney movie.
Excuse me, I have to go eat everything and read more about the Holocaust.